My experience at Bikram Yoga yesterday
- Me: Wow, it's pretty hot in here...
- The divine spirit: What's that? Shut the doors and crank up the heater?
- Me: Omg, I'm drenched in sweat
- The divine spirit: MORE STRENUOUS ACTIVITY? SURE!
- Me: I can't breathe. I need more air
- The divine spirit: I'll send some 105 degree, oxygen-poor air your way
- Me: My legs are shaking, I can barely stand
- The divine spirit: SQUAT TIME EVERYONE
- Me: There is a puddle of sweat on my yoga mat....
- The divine spirit: K NOW LAY FACE DOWN ON YOUR YOGA MAT
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ouidaphneeee said:
Oh Kyle. You crack me up! ahahahahahha
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