My experience at Bikram Yoga yesterday

  • Me: Wow, it's pretty hot in here...
  • The divine spirit: What's that? Shut the doors and crank up the heater?
  • Me: Omg, I'm drenched in sweat
  • The divine spirit: MORE STRENUOUS ACTIVITY? SURE!
  • Me: I can't breathe. I need more air
  • The divine spirit: I'll send some 105 degree, oxygen-poor air your way
  • Me: My legs are shaking, I can barely stand
  • The divine spirit: SQUAT TIME EVERYONE
  • Me: There is a puddle of sweat on my yoga mat....
  • The divine spirit: K NOW LAY FACE DOWN ON YOUR YOGA MAT
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  • Posted: 31 July 2012